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Music is food for the soul

A person without Passion is a lost soul

 




OH!
Just shoot for
The stars
If it feels right
Then aim for
My heart
If you feel like
And take me away
Make it OK
I swear
 I’ll behave

 




You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I’m a kid
My ego is big
I don’t give a s#it!

 




And it goes
Like this
Take me by
The tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss me ‘til
You’re drunk
And I’ll show you
All the moves
Like Jagger
I’ve got the moves
Like Jagger
I’ve got the moves
Like Jagger

 




I don’t need
To try to
Control you
Look into my eyes
And I’ll own
You with them
Moves like Jagger
I’ve got the moves
Like Jagger
I’ve got the moves
Like Jagger

 

 

 


Maybe it’s hard
When you feel like
You’re broken
And scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you’re
 With me
I’ll make
You believe
That I’ve got
The key
Oh
So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want
To steer
But I’m
Shifting gears
I’ll take it
From here

 





You wanna know
How to make
Me smile
Take control
Own me just
For the night
And if I share
 My secret
You’re gonna have
To keep it
Nobody else can
See this

 




So watch and learn
I won’t show
You twice
Head to toe
OOOH Baby
Rub me right
But if I share
My secret
You’re gonna have
To keep it
Nobody else can
 See this



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gordon wins historic 85th race in Atlanta

 

 

Jeff Gordon wins thrilling duel with teammate Jimmie Johnson for Cup victory at Atlanta


 

 

 

 

 

No matter what you say, Jeff Gordon is the man!


 

 


 

 

 


4 time National Champion
87 Career victories
Tied for 3rd on all time wins list
70 Career Poles
3 time Daytona 500 Winner
4 time Brickyard 500 Winner
Career Earnings : $118,889,738.00

 

The infamous finish


On March 11, 2001 three weeks after the death of Dale Earnhardt
Rookie Kevin Harvick beats Jeff Gordon by inches for the win at
the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store 500 at Atlanta Speedway.



Ella

 

 

 

"ToO CoOL" TyLeR CaLE

 


My nephew, Tyler Cale was featured in the national magazine Circle Track Magazine for being only one of nine rookies
to win a race in his rookie season. A pretty high feat!

 

Friday7/29/11 - Tyler won his modified feature.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 


The Silver and Black!

 


Iowa beat 12th-ranked Missouri in a thrilling Insight Bowl in Tempe, Arizona.  With a little less than six minutes left, Hawkeye sophomore Micah Hyde intercepted a Missouri pass and ran it back 72 yards for the winning touchdown. Look for the Iowa Hawkeyes to be a national sleeper this year.

 

 


 

 


Your humble host


 



The FAMOUS Cale Brothers


We played football, ramped bikes, jumped motorcycles, drove go carts, drag raced, raced Late models, Modifieds, and essentially roughhoused. This was the result :

 

2 Broken legs, 9 Broken arms, 2 Broken wrists, 2 Broken collarbones, and one nose. I can't count the number of sprains, dislocations, 100's of stitches and scrapes.

 

One of my brothers broke both his arms twice. The last time he broke his arm, he had his cast taken off on a Saturday. On Sunday at Church he jumped over the altar
and broke the same arm again. What a dandy! Shortly after, another brother fell out of a tree and broke his collarbone, knowing our mom would freak, we hid him for 6
hours before mom came and found us.

 

Another time, a brother and I called mom at work and begged her to bring home hamburgers from McDonald's. While we waited, we hooked up with our so called gang,
The 7th Street Seven, by this time it was dark so we decided to do what we always did, get the town cop to chase us. We succeeded, when we thought things were clear
we headed home and were surrounded by cops. As we ran thru backyards, my brother ran into a barbed wire fence, he cut his forehead at least 3 inches long and you

could see his skull. When we did get home there was a cop sitting on the road behind our house, so we went and looked in the kitchen window, only to see mom looking

back. She was the least bit happy. She let us in saw my brothers cut and freaked. Mom was a master of fixing things, she used a butterfly bandage and to this day you
can't tell he was cut so bad.
 

My brothers and I made a ramp in the ditch in front of the house. We would go to the end of the block, go as fast as we could on our bikes and see who could fly the furthest.
We lost track when I somehow hit one of the two pillars on the front porch, knocking the bottom of it in by 3 feet. I came away with a broken arm. We fixed the pillar and
waited for mom to get home. She was not happy and let me know it while taking me to the ER.

 

My mom is an elegant, pretty, strong lady. But, I can't imagine the stress we put on her. So I have to say............We love you mom!


 

 

 

 

 


A classic picture : A couple lays kissing during the riots following Vancouver's loss to Boston in the Stanley Cup

 

 

Newlyweds first reception dance...cool!

 

 



 

Contact me : Darin_Cale at yahoo.com

 

 

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"While you're down there......"

 

 

 

 


"Wang Chung Barry!"

 

 

 

 


The Official roadmap of President Barry's economic recovery

 


 

 

The Brady Bunch has become quite dysfunctional!

 

 

 

 

 

 


Michelle, Bush has sabotaged this F****** phone!

 

 

 



WH Operator : WH switchboard, how may I route your call?
Caller : President Obama please
 I'm sorry that's impossible
 Why, is he golfing?
The President has better things to do with his time, who is this?
His mechanic
 Is this about his multimilion dollar limo?
 Yes , get his ass on the phone

 

The Saviour President Obame here.
You're limo is ready.
What did you do about the rattling?
Sir,  we changed the headlight fluid, it was very low.
Is that it?
No, we put in a transmission, it was missing. We actually put in two, you wanted reverse right?
Well of course. Anything else?
Yes we installed new muffler bearings, windshield grease, removed the driveshaft and changed the oil.
Anything more?
Yes we replaced the left side leaf springs. Do you carry heavy cargo on that side?
My wife Michelle

Well that explains that.

Hey now you son of  a bitch!
Just doing my job sir.
Ok, what's the damage?
You'll have to raise the debt ceiling for these repairs alone.
No problem, how much?
$1,700,000,000.00
I'm impressed, there's nothing better to see a small business owner work hard and charge a reasonable fee.
Where do I send the bill?
Hmmmmm.....send it to John Boehner!



 

 

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My sole purpose is to make sure this man is not re-elected in 2012, America will implode under his incompetence. Is it Barry's ultimate plan
to bring America down? Barry has spent more money in 2 1/2 years than all money spent combined from our first President, George Washington
to our last President, George W. Bush. That is mind blowing.

 

 

 

President Barry calls for "Civility"

 

 


February  4th, 2010 - President Barry urged Democrats and Republicans to not question one another’s motives and to make an
effort to move beyond the cynicism and skepticism that has weighed down the politics of Washington, saying: “Civility is not a sign of weakness.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"Everybody here's got to vote," Hoffa said. "If we go back and keep the eye on the prize, let's take these sons of a bitches out and give America
back to America where we belong!" - Teamsters President James Hoffa, Jr. Who by the way has visited the White House to see his thug brother
President Barry an average of every 16 days since Barry was elected. 

 

 

 

Representative Maxine Waters




August 22, 2011 - California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters, who had some tough words for the leaders of her own party last week, took aim
at the other side on Saturday, saying that the Tea Party "could go straight to hell."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 NASCAR drivers decline President Barry's White House invitation

 

 


President Barack Obama will honor NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson and the 11 other Chase drivers from last year in a White House ceremony on Wednesday,
 but nearly half of the 2010 playoff contenders won't be there.

 

 

 

 

Obama Illegal Alien Uncle Won’t Get Special Treatment, White House Says

 

 


(CNSNews.com)
– President Barack Obama’s uncle, facing deportation for being in the country illegally, will not be treated differently than anyone else under U.S. laws,
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney told CNSNews.com on Thursday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By his own word President Barry in "Unpatriotic"

 

 

 

 
 Senator Obama blasts President Bush for adding $4 trillion to debt, calling it  "unpatriotic "

 

 

 


According to HotAir.com, President Barry likes to speak out of both sides of his mouth :

In 31 months of Barack Obama’s presidency, according to the Treasury and CBS News, the US has added $4 trillion to its national debt.  That approaches  the presidential record set by George W. Bush of $4.9 trillion, but there’s a catch to that.  Bush set that record in two terms — in 96 months:

The latest posting by the Treasury Department shows the national debt has now increased $4 trillion on President Obama’s watch.

The debt was $10.626 trillion on the day Mr. Obama took office. The latest calculation from Treasury shows the debt has now hit $14.639 trillion.

It’s the most rapid increase in the debt under any U.S. president.

The national debt increased $4.9 trillion during the eight-year presidency of George W. Bush. The debt now is rising at a pace to surpass that amount during Mr. Obama’s four-year term.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dollar to be "Discarded" by world : China Rating Agency

Not "Good news"
 

 

 

 


The man who leads one of China’s top rating agencies says the greenback’s status as the world’s reserve currency is set to wane as the world's most
powerful policy makers convene to examine the implication of S&P's decision to strip the United States of it's triple "A" rating.

The United States "should get a clear understanding that the continuous decline of the debt service capability will inevitably result in the outbreak of a sovereign debt crisis.”

If the world currency goes away from the Dollar, Americans better brace. We will wake up one morning and America as we know it will be no more.

 

 

 

 

 

President Barry's approval rating hits all-time low, according to poll




7/29/11 - A new poll show's that President Barry's approval rating has plummeted to a new low as talks during the debt ceiling debate stalled.

 

 

 

 

"No risk" the U.S. will lose it's top credit rating
Timmy Geithner - 4/19/11

 

America loses it's AA A credit rating

 

Senator Jim Demint (R-SC.) responded to the nation's downgrade (For the first time in history) at the hands of S&P's by calling for the resignation of Treasury Secretary
"Tiny" Tim Geithner. Saying "enough is enough," the Tea Party favorite pressured President Barry to remove his top economic official.


 


John Kerry calls for free speech to be muzzled

 

 

 
SEN. JOHN KERRY: "And I have to tell you, I say this to you politely. The media in America has a bigger responsibility than it's exercising today. The media has got to begin to not give equal time or equal balance to an absolutely absurd notion just because somebody asserts it or simply because somebody says something which everybody knows is not factual."

"It doesn't deserve the same credit as a legitimate idea about what you do. And the problem is everything is put into this tit-for-tat equal battle and America is losing any sense of what's real, of who's accountable, of who is not accountable, of who's real, who isn't, who's serious, who isn't?"

 

 

Excuse Mr. Has Been, how long have you been in government?  Far too long. You're old, washed up and obviously delusional. In this land of "free speech" you are encouraging networks
not to give the Tea Party a voice? Does this not go against everything America stands for? Should you be the only one covered by the media? The problem with you John is you have been
in Washington far too long. How has our government worked with your contributions? Look where we are! President Barry in a speech recently said "Raising the debt ceiling is not an unusual
thing." He's correct, and that is the problem. Dinosaur politicians like yourself Mr. Kerry know one thing....spend..spend...spend. The Tea Party is alive, vibrant and is only expanding. You  Mr.
Kerry are against this because it threatens your way of "politics as usual." Well that is going to change very soon, get used to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 


"The Walking Gaffe"

 

 

 

 


Vice President Joe Biden joined House Democrats in lashing Tea Party Republicans Monday, accusing them of
 having "acted like terrorists" in the fight over raising the nations debt limit, according to several sources in the room.

 

 

 

 

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MSNBC Talking Heads liken Republican Tea Party members  to "Terrorists"
 

 

 
These are the same people who refuse to call Islamic Jihadists "Terrorists"?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

White House declares war on Fox News

 

 
 

Calling Fox News "a wing of the Republican party," the Barry Administration on Sunday escalated it's war of words

against the Channel, even after observer's questioned the wisdom of a White House war on a news organization.
Can you say that with a straight face Barry? Is MSNBC an ally of your so called Presidency?

 

 

 

 

Pelosi: Boehner went to 'dark side'

 

 

 

 
Speaking of absurd Nans, what is absurd is that your fat cat friends in San Francisco have received more exemptions from the Healthcare Reform
Act than any other district in the United States. Remember the that you were quoted as saying "We'll have to pass it to know what's in it."? If the Bill
that you personally helped pass (against the will of the American people) is so good, why are your friends asking for exemptions? Probably, because
it sucks!

 

 

 

Rep. David Wu could be eligible for $1M in pension, benefits

 

 
 

Wu, D-Ore., first elected in 1998, announced Tuesday he will leave Congress. His departure follows a report in The Oregonian last week that an 18-year-old woman complained to his office about an "unwanted sexual encounter."

 

This is Washington at it's best. As with Anthony Weiner, you can send lewd pictures to women he met online, or in Wu's case you can force yourself on a political donor's 18 year old
daughter and still collect your Congressional pension and insurance.

 

 

 

 


President Barry's Top 10 Gaffes
 

10. "No, No. I have been practicing....I bowled a 129. It's like--It was like Special Olympics or something." - making an off hand joke
during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009(Barry later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)
 

9. "I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." --After saying he had spoken with all the living Presidents
as he prepared to take office, Washington D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 (Barry later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)
 

8. " The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice savings and inefficiencies to our healthcare system." - in remarks
after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009
 

7. " What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith...." --- in an interview
with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Barry by saying " your Christian faith," which Barry quickly clarifiied, Sept. 7, 2008
 

6. "UPS and FedEx are doing just fine , right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems."  --- attempting to make the case for
government run health care, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, NH, August 11, 2009
(Let me interject.....DUH Barry, who is the Post Office run by? I believe it's a Government entity is it not? Good argument!)
 

5. " I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber , who argued that
Barry's policy hurts small business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008
 

4. " The Cambridge police acted stupidly." --- commenting on a white police officer's arrest of a black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at his
home in Cambridge, Mass., at a news conference , July 22, 2009. Barry later had to convene a "Beer Summit" at the White House to help
tamp down the controversy stirred by his remark.
 

3. " It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti immigrant
sentiment or anti trade sentiment  as a way to explain their frustrations." --- speaking at a San Francisco fundraiser about his troubles
winning over some small town, working class voters, April 11, 2008
 

2. " One such translator was an American of Haitian descent , representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in
uniform do all around the world --- Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." -- mispronouncing "Corpsman" (the "ps" is silent) during a speech at
the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C. Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman's name is also Christopher, not Christian)


 

1. "I've now been in 57 States -- I think one left to go." -- at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon, May 9, 2008
(Let me interject, there are 50 States Barry. However there are 57 Muslim nations)

 

 

"Let me be crystal clear"
 


Let's be clear on this, Barry did not kill Bin Laden. An American sailor, who Barry just a few weeks ago was debating
on whether or not to PAY, did. 

In fact, if you remember a little less than two years ago, his administration actually charged and attempted
 to court-martial 3 Navy Seals from Seal Team Six, when a terrorist suspect they captured, complained they had punched
 him during the take down and bloodied his nose. His administration further commented  how brutal they were..


The left were calling them Nazi's and Baby Killers. Now all of a sudden the very brave men they vilified, are now heroes
  when they make his administration look good in the eyes of the public. Barry just happened to be the one in office
when the CIA finally found the bleep...... and our sailors took him out. Essentially, Barry only gave an answer. Yes or No,
to him being taken out. This is NOT a Barry victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!


 
The party never ends....




While tornados, floods and wildfires are causing thousands of families to flee their homes (with hundreds killed) and America  on the verge of financial collapse,
 Michelle, the girls and a large entourage travel to Africa for a 'youth outreach'. But most Americans know what this trip is allabout. It's a safari for the Obama
 girls. You can see the concern on Michelle's face. As the saying goes 'As long as Michelle and the girls are having fun'....

 

 

 

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Never Forget.....Never Ever Forget

 

"I believe in the meaning of honor and integrity.  
I am an action person who feels personally responsible for making any changes in this world that are in my power...because if I don't, no one else will".

Mike Spann - A passage from his CIA application
 

My Hero


Johnny Mike Spann

 There are many who think they are hero's. Few people know of this man, Johnny Mike Spann. His story has not been told. I am going to tell it.
He deserves it.

Spann, who worked in a little-known paramilitary unit of the CIA's clandestine service, was killed in the prison uprising at Mazar-e-Sharif on Nov. 25 after he had questioned an American, a scumbag California boy named Johnny Walker Red, who had converted to Islam and taken up the Taliban cause.

"It was in the quest for right that Mike, at his country's call, went to Afghanistan," said George Tenet, CIA director. "To that place of danger and terror, he sought to bring justice and freedom." Tenet described Spann as a "patriot who knew that information saves lives, and that its collection is a risk worth taking."

 


Johnny Walker Red. A boy from California who I would like to spend about 15 minutes alone with. He is a boy, not a man.
He could have saved Johnny Michael Spann's life, but he chose not to, because this boy was an Islamic terrorist. He had
three chances, and refused each chance. Because of his refusal to talk to CIA agent Johnny Mike Spann, Spann was one
of the first American operatives killed in Afghanistan. Few people know this. They need to know, because Spann left behind
a wife and children all because this boy would not talk. I hold him personally responsible for the death of Johnny Spann. I have a hard
time putting his picture on my website because I hate him. But the story must be told.

 

 

 


Shannon Spann

 

 

 


Navy Seals 1 Bin Laden O

 

 

 

 

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite!

 

 


Atlanta Tower : "Saudi Air 511 you are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Atlanta, acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised."


Atlanta Tower : " Iran Air 711 you are cleared to land on runway 27L."

 

Iran Air : " Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. Allah is Great."

 

Pause.......

 

 

Saudi Air : " ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER!"

 

 

Atlanta Tower : " Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

 

 

Saudi Air : " YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS,
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!"

 

 

 



Atlanta Tower : " Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus! Ya' all go ahead now and tell Allah hi for us!"

 

 

 

 

 

Laus Deo

 


One detail that is never mentioned is that in Washington, D.C. There can never be a building of greater height than the Washington Monument.
With all the uproar about removing the Ten Commandments, this is worth a moment of your time. I was not aware of this amazing historical
information. On the aluminum cap. atop the Washington Monument are displayed two words : Laus Deo.
Once you know Laus Deo's  history,

 you will want to share this with everyone you know. These words have been there for many years: They are 555 feet, 5.125 inches high, perched

atop the monument, facing skyward to the Father of our nation, overlooking the 69 square miles which comprise the District of Columbia, Capital
of the United States of America.


So, what do those two words, in Latin, composed of just four syllables and only seven letters, possibly mean?  Very simply, they say 'Praise be to God!'

 

 

 


Imagine this........Atheists Sue over Ground Zero Cross

 

 


7/27/11 - An atheist group sued today over the inclusion of cross-shaped steel beams, dubbed the "World Trade Center Cross" in the exhibit at the
 National September 11th Memorial and Museum.

 

Jane Everhart, who is part of the atheist's suit, derided the cross as nothing more than "ugly piece of wreckage" that "does not represent anything … but horror and death."
 

Last weekend the 17-foot cross, discovered in the rubble of 9/11, was given a "ceremonial blessing" by the Rev. Brian Jordan, removed from it's temporary post near St. Peter's Church and lowered 70 feet into its permanent home inside the museum.

 

But a group identified as American Atheists filed a lawsuit today claiming the inclusion of the cross-shaped steel beams promotes Christianity over all other religions on public property and diminishes the civil rights of non-Christians. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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